Sunday, 31 July 2016

How To React On Being Locked Out

"OI!! MOMMY AND DADDY!! OPEN THE DOOR!! IT'S LOCKED! CANNOT LOCK THE DOOR!.... Ah?!"

That would be Andrew on waking up from his nap.

Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Not A Cute Boy

Sophie said to Andrew, "You're so cute!!"

"I'm not cute! I'm clever boy. And hamsome boy. And angry boy!"

Not Working

Andrew stood in the bathroom, waiting to pee, but without success.

"Daddy, it's not working, my p****!"

Later on, while showering, he suddenly peed.

"It's working now!"

Mercedes Boy

"Mercedes Boy" is a song by Pebbles, released in 1987.

Sean played it in the car one day, while driving with Andrew. After listening to it for a while, Andrew asked, "Is that the Mercedes song?"

Sean said yes.

When the song ended, Andrew asked, "Can I have the Kia song?"


Thursday, 7 July 2016

Serious.

One of our toys is broken and has been glued back, waiting to dry.

"Children!" *waving a threatening finger* "Listen ah! Nobody touch it!"

That would be Andrew, warning the rest of us. He had broken the toy, by the way.

Sean says to him, "Oh, you're being so serious!"

Andrew retorts in a stern tone of voice, "I'm not serious!"