Missing The Point

Sophie (during prayer time, no less): If I'm naughty, will the police take me to jail?

Mummy: No!

Sophie: Then who will take me to jail if I'm very naughty?

Mummy: Nobody will take you to jail just because you're naughty, darling.

Sophie (indignantly): Oh, you mean I'll have to walk there by myself?

Rachel's Progress According to ABBA

Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk
She says I began to sing long before I could talk
And I've often wondered, how did it all start
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a melody can
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan
So I say...